Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Public Service Announcements For The Panflutemaster House: Wednesday 12-5-07

There will be no ketchup in our house until Friday.

It is not appropriate to pin your brother in a corner with the broad side of a broom when you are supposed to be getting dressed for school.

It is also not appropriate to add the phrase "Jews are the Jewiest" to your extrapolation of the noggin song. Especially not in front of your father, who is of Jewish heritage. Or during the intergenerational church service discussing the blending of Christmas and Chanukah celebrations.

Addendum from earlier in the week: If you are trying to convince a life long Christian to join your church, do not absent-mindedly peruse the news letter and make remarks like "Damn, Ill be in the nursery during the "Dancing goats" service".

Bad guys do indeed have to go to the bathroom like everybody else.

It's probably not the best idea to say to the football coach on your first day of practice "I want to start with something easy."

Despite popular household belief, two year olds really don't need to wear deodorant every morning.

That is all for today. Stay tuned for further announcements.

14 comments:

RockDog said...

Where would I be without these insightful messages!

Um, this "Dancing Goats" thing...for real??? LOL

luckybuzz said...

I have to believe that Aunt Feather was involved in the Dancing Goats incident.

And for some reason, the Turnip's daily deodorant-ing is making me laugh.

Bunny said...

I made that ketchup announcement last week Tuesday. It did not go over well.

On Thursday, I served chicken nuggets and tater tots (so much for my gourmet cooking mystique), forgetting that there was no ketchup. Oh no! I poured chili sauce on their little plates instead. They didn't notice the difference! The 40-yr-old did say later that he liked that new flavor ketchup and that I really should buy it again. The 6 and 2 year olds just ate theirs without comment. It was red, the bottle said "Heinz", all was good.

Jay said...

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that a video of the dancing goats is in order.

Mert said...

LOL! Deodorant! Anna went throgh a phase like that sheesh.

Stinkbait Boucher said...

You are so funny. I know you know that but it bears repeating.

Factor 10 said...

Little O has been convinced that little girls get deodorant with the cap ON...
Is it wrong that dancing goats would increase the odds of me going to church?

Pippajo said...

How does one get a goat to dance?

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Dancing Goats? Huh? WTF?

Crawlspace said...

full grown adults dont need to wear deodorant every day, unless they happen to be especially stinky.

ZigZagMan said...

I must agree with jay on this.....dancing goat video is required...:)

What is this odd concept you speak of...no ketchup in the house??

Lucy said...

Yeah--I'd be sending Reg to The Wal for ketchup. Seriously, Gil is one of the chosen people? Never knew.

Lisa said...

I've been staying tuned for a week now! Come back to us!! I miss you.

luckybuzz said...

Jeebus, are you ever going to blog again? :)