Monday, April 02, 2007

le chateau du bovine part deux

So after stealing the hilariously amusing please do not flush the tampon sign out of the bathroom we were on our merry way. (picture of said sign to be forthcoming)Here are the highlights of the trip home.

-We stopped at sheetz for hydration and as we got back into the car, madame fabu says "i cant hold it in anymore, that man (pointing to a guy getting into a truck) just farted while i held the door open for him". The unfortunate gentleman graciously ignored his faux pas, which is more than we can say for senor fabu who laughed out loud and had to walk around the corner because he could not stop laughing. Nice.

-On the ride home, we went through the town of one of Madame Fabus most loathed employees (ok there are several) after she shouted several obscenities to him out the window and had me talked into going to start a fire in his yard (yeah it would have evolved to dog dung, im sorry to say) Gill (who knew this was the case) redirected by joking that we should all go get tattoos. Madame fabu got the brilliant idea of tattooing this person on her ass. I will not go into all the implications of this but suffice it to say this was brilliant.

-somewhere between the loathe employee's city and denny's we realized that a better idea would be to take pictures of all our loathe employees and turn them into iron ons and put them on our underwear. I have no idea why this has not been marketed already. Its brilliant! I can see a whole line of W underwear now! (if i post this will it count as a copyright?)

-all in all it was a fine night and an awesome way to bring in april.

i realize part deux is shorter and i probably could have condensed it to one post but i was so damn tired last night, i was afraid i would not be able to do justice to the underwear idea. Spring is springing friends! as pippa, ash and all my fellow dorkbloggers would say. SQUEEEE!!!!


Factor 10 said...

I'm plotting my underwear list now....

Brilliant, my dear, and the very reason why I am a faithful reader (aside from the whoe separated at birth thing).


The Mistress of the Dark said...

Tee hee..the underwear list....that's kinda cool..yet creepy.

RockDog said...

Anything that deals with underwear should be given the attention to detail that it is due. Thanx for taking the time...the undies thank you as well.

Ash said...

Dude, So very Squee.
I'm loving the sign thing, hurry and post that so I can thief it.

Mert said...

This underwear idea is a good one... but are the pictures ironed on on the inside (of the butt cheek/anoose area)? *cheeky grin* Sorry, was that hopeful thinking/TMI?

I'm just sayin'.

I am so very squeee-ish too!