Once again a visit to our friendly neighborhood Zigzagman reminded me that it is once again TMI tuesday crse style. So here goes:
-I have been thinking that I might want to send my poop pictures into rate my poo.com. Interestingly, after visiting the site, Ive noticed that while I find my own poop endlessly fascinating, other people's poop kind of grosses me out. I think I just need my own personal rate my poop site.
- In retrospect, it occurs to me that it would have been much more efficient to just eat all the mini reese's cups on easter eve instead of trying to dig surreptitiously through two easter baskets when little eyes are not jealously guarding their baskets.
- I had the possible worst fashion day ever after a series of events somehow led me to wearing a navy blue top, brown pants and black shoes. I was scaring myself.
- Another embarrassing incident occurred when after handling a client's notebook, i somehow managed to transfer a disturbing brown gooey substance to the back of the notebook. The worst part? I completely blamed the client and totally lied about not knowing where the substance came from (my car...i think some fruit and some tootsie rolls might have been involved)
- Gill and norm WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING. (this isnt really embarrassingly tmi but its current events in the household) And the turnip has been replaced with a hideously whiny motherhating changeling.
and that my friends, is all i got today.
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11 comments:
please define.....brown gooey substance"...:)
Rate my poo huh? WOw some people have lots of free time. When The Princess and I are on fight mode MrZig usually intervenes. I think for his own peace. The fashion thing happens to Moms....tell me.... have you gone out in your pj bottoms yet?
Hugs and best wishes for a dolcile house soon.
rate my poo? I'm scared...very scared.
Oh and mini reese's cups are the devil..I know because I've been devouring them left and right for the last 3 days.
"Rate my poo"?
You need to go see my friend Faith.
http://faithsista.blogspot.com/
You two have poo issues.
Tell her XO sent ya.
You know how much I love you, right? I mean, I really, really, really love you.
But the poo picture thing really freaks me out.
I know these are my issues, not yours.
Also, now I really, really want a Reese's cup.
Must admit that after eading about the poo, I was rather disturbed by the brown substance and the notebook. Is tootsie roll a euphemysm?
I cannot actually believe that you (or anyone) would EVER want to see pictures of other people's poo. That is beyond scary. I am going to go wash my hands now!
CRSE, you truly give new meaning to TMI. You may just be the Queen of TMI. I am totally not worthy.
Hmmm. I'm beginning to see a trend here: brown pants, mini reese's, brown gooey substances on notebooks....
Can we say LATENT phase please!!!
Ok let me re-state for clarity friends.
Zig- It was more like a smooshy dried prune. It did not look like poop as much as it looked like smeared fig newton.
Mrs. Zig- Its a horrific fascination! Fortunately i am able to draw the line with my own poop. Yeah I intervene with the boys but you seem much more level headed than gill (if you read this: mean that with love baby)so it seldom leads to peace. OMG! I actually wear them to work sometimes! I think I believe if I act like im supposed to be wearing them, nobody will notice they are jammies! so far its worked. Hugs back atcha and Im so glad you've been coming by!
MOTD- yes it was much scarier than i thought it would be.
XO- Another great recommendation!
LB- Oh honey! I promise I will never expose you to pictures of my poop ever. Um...unless you ask me to.
Canada- see above. (but i was disturbed too!)
Miss Trix! Ive missed you! Yes again let me reassure you that other people's poop was way grosser than i thought it would be. I think when i went to the site, i didnt grasp exactly that id be looking right at other people's poop. I dont know what I thought but it was way too much. But thank you! As queen, I promise to provide tmi on demand! (and on tuesday).
G-love- do you think its significant that i pooped a capital s last week? Like what was i subconsciously trying to express do you think?
Hee thanks for playing guys!
Rate my poo? I'm leaving now, must see this. Will possibly vomit up all the on sale easter candy I ate this morning and blame it on you, but thats ok.
Mucho lovins and huggies.
NEVER take responsibility for any brown gooey substance. It can never work out well if you do.
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