"Nowadays, I skip the search for the point and find, instead, the punch lines" - Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Id like to thank the little people....
I WON!!! Friends today I received the universal nod of approval regarding my half-assed alcoholic soaked pointless existence. I WON A PRIZE!!! For details (and my acceptance speech) Go see Rockdog. Im off to bask in my success...
And I thought we were friends. You had me 'til the Ovaltine. Bad memories of wanting hot chocolate (like other normal kids) and being giving (ugh!!!!!) Ovaltine instead. Although it's miles ahead of a drink with baby formula . . . . must take a sophisticated palate to appreciate it.
Jay- Come on friend! you are half way there with the vodka
SB- I assure you that I went for a mug or stein (letting our gracious host choose). I opted out of the thong as we have a commitment to keep rockdog out of our intimate life. Although, I have to admit the boxers were somewhat tempting but i do try to avoid anything that would imply a "chick with a dick" persona. You know, to protect the children.
AW- Well...I must save my hangover/puke prevention secrets till next contest!
Canada- its one of those differences that keep us fresh to each other. If its any consolation my children drink hershey's syrup right from the bottle....
An almost 37 year old woman with spider monkey tendencies, severe ADD and a lovely range of anxiety disorders. My sole purpose here is to entertain you, although I also have a penchant for wandering into self-indulgent pity parties. Feel free to bitch slap me when this happens.
8 comments:
I'm going to try that creation of yours too. ... Maybe. LOL
I hope it doesn't taste as good as that rock dog thong looks ...
I wonder if there's a prize that will erase that image from my head.
wow, anyone who creates a winning drink is my hero, congrats!
but seriously crs, that shit sounds puke-inducing! is this judged by a non-drinking, one-sipper or something????
my hats off to you anyway:)
And I thought we were friends. You had me 'til the Ovaltine. Bad memories of wanting hot chocolate (like other normal kids) and being giving (ugh!!!!!) Ovaltine instead. Although it's miles ahead of a drink with baby formula . . . . must take a sophisticated palate to appreciate it.
Congrats on your win! :)
Jay- Come on friend! you are half way there with the vodka
SB- I assure you that I went for a mug or stein (letting our gracious host choose). I opted out of the thong as we have a commitment to keep rockdog out of our intimate life. Although, I have to admit the boxers were somewhat tempting but i do try to avoid anything that would imply a "chick with a dick" persona. You know, to protect the children.
AW- Well...I must save my hangover/puke prevention secrets till next contest!
Canada- its one of those differences that keep us fresh to each other. If its any consolation my children drink hershey's syrup right from the bottle....
No worries...I ordered you the Stein today! LOL!
Congrats again on your win!
PS...Cousin J-Bone is a professional drinker...please do not try this at home, well, unless you video record it for our amusement! LOL!
All I can say is...Wow.
Coolness! Congratulations, bud!
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