Monday, January 15, 2007

I really want to shoot for barry white. Was barry white even an option?

Stolen from the existentially erstwhile Luckybuzz I really dont think this emphasizes my true vaingloriously ways. For my own peace of mind? Im telling myself I am not the fat, white jump suit bloated by peanut butter and lard sandwiches and prescription drugs. Im telling myself that. So nobody tell me different ok? Because I cannot have anything bedazzled in my life right now.

You scored as Elvis Presley. The United States has never been a democracy but actually a monarchy...with it's citizens bowing to one throne. Born in Tupelo, you are the King. You have a tendency to be promiscuous, you'll probably die of a drug overdose or be abducted by aliens, and you're also responsible for the ousting of Jesus/Yahweh from the throne of gold.

Miyamoto Musashi


Steven Morrissey


Elvis Presley


Charles Manson


Sigmund Freud


Dante Alighieri


Stephen Hawking


C.G. Jung


Hugh Hefner


Friedrich Nietzsche


Jesus Christ


Mother Teresa


Adolf Hitler


O.J. Simpson


What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?
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factor 10 said...

I scored as the samurai guy...and instantly posted the whole damned thing on my blog.

luckybuzz said...

Not going to say a single thing about Manson edging up to the top there. Not one thing. :)

RockDog said...

AT least you didn't score as "OJ Simpson"...that's a good thing...but, yeah, the Manson thing...Hmmmmm

Crawlspace said...

Some jerkface has decided to dub me with the kings moniker. I am highly displeased by this person. High displeased indeed.

crse said...

yeah the samurai guy. i was kind of pumped about him.

The manson thing? Im pretty sure thats about my belief that i really should start my own cult or cottage industry based solely on my charisma or personality or what have you. I wouldnt kill people or anything like that though...

Crawlspace, what does that MEAN?