Friday, July 28, 2006


Because I have a crap load of printing to do, left my free ink at the office and am waiting for my dad to call me back so I can print there. Because I love love love my Luckybuzz. Because, after all, who doesn't like talking about me!


What is your salad dressing of choice?
A good buttermilk ranch although my sister in law introduced us to the beauty of balsamic italian good seasons.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

I cant eat fast food anymore except for taco bell. yes i find this very strange.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?

There is a little diner in the city I work that gives you little personal pitchers of your beverage when you order your drink. Being in control of my own beverage refills wins me over.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?

20% or more if the service is good. Never less than 15% no matter how bad the service is because I always forget things at the table and have to go back.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?

Cheese. And I do.

Name three foods you detest above all others.

Onions, Peppers, and Cabbage.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?

This is terrible but white rice. I do put soy sauce on it...

What are your pizza toppings of choice?

Sausage and black olives.

What do you like to put on your toast?

butter and honey.

What is your favorite type of gum?

orbit sweet mint.


Number of contacts in your cell phone?

no clue.

Number of contacts in your email address book?

no clue. Do people count these up or are there short cuts.

What is your wallpaper on your computer?

my babies.

What is your screensaver on your computer?

dont have one.

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?


How many land line phones do you have in your house?


How many televisions are in your house?


What kitchen appliance do you use the least?

Ha. The oven/stove.

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?

im a scanner.

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?



What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?

I hate this question. I have interesting hair. I like LBs answer. You tell me.

Are you right handed or left handed?


Do you like your smile?

no. but it doesnt stop me from smiling or anything.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

A couple babies.

Would you like to?

not particularly.

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?

Im never alone in the bathroom. It would be rude to read in front of my audience.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?

Id have to forego the five senses and say my spidey sense is the keenest.

When was the last time you had a cavity?

I have some right now.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?

The Turnip in his car seat.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?



If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

I think I would now but then I think Id be sorry I knew. It would ruin my end of life.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?

But I can change it. I just dont want to. But if I did I would probably pick Esmerelda or something like that. But I really really like my name. It suits me.

How do you express your artistic side?

I dont think I have one.

What color do you think you look best in?

You know? Ive been mixing it up a little lately. I have a purple shimmery shirt i kind of think i dont look horrid in.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?

Well it depends on the nature of the prison. Sometimes three hots and a cot seem very appealing. The violence scares me but if i could wife myself up to a tough woman, i think id be ok. And I seem to appeal to that type of prison woman. The confinement part would be ok as long as I could read and write and stuff.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?

oh yes. more times than i can count.

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?

no i think i have an internal taboo clock or something. its not that they arent attractive. they just dont appeal to me.

How often do you go to church?

not enough, but our church is doing weird stuff in the summer so i feel less guilty.

Have you ever saved someone’s life?

Ive heard I have but Im not sure if thats completely true.

Has someone ever saved yours?

maybe my OB when she planned the c-sections because of complications. She did say if i didnt have the kids early, i could die. does that count?


Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?

OHHH hell yes

Would you kiss a member of the gender you don't normally kiss, for $100?*

I would do it for free.

Would you have sex with a member of gender you don't usually have sex with for $10,000?

Again, I would probably for free, but dont tell anyone, I could use the money.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

Im not sure. Id have to think on this. I really like my fingers.

Would you never blog again for $50,000?

Oh god yes. Id just blogstalk others.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?

yeah. and if you find a person who wants to pay 250,000 for this, CALL ME IMMEDIATELY.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

One of my brother's friends did this a few weeks back for 20 bucks, but ill still pass.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

I dont know if i could do that. Id have to be able to pick the human. Like someone in a lot of terrible pain who is about to die anyway I could do.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?


Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?



luckybuzz said...

You have FABULOUS hair (I only wish mine did what yours does). And the cutest smile. And you just freaking rock.

Jesse said...

Hmmmm, I feel oddly tempted to do this MEEE MEEE. Maybe tomarrow.

Oh, and hot sauce is delicious, I'd drink a bottle for free, if you gave me no time limit and let me drink it by dribbling it on food stuffs.