The Absolute Grodiness of Parenting

Sometimes, you just dont see it coming. Norm had to pee on our way home from Grove City. We stopped at a convenience store and I had to get them both out and drag the turnip along with us into the women's restroom. No big deal just another pain in the ass bathroom stop. Until as Norm is urinating, he announces that his butt puked. And it did. Not only onto his already pulled down underwear but also onto my exposed big toe and sandal. He realizes he needs to poop more so I put him on the toilet. Apparently, poop also leaked onto the floor as evidenced by my tracking it to the sink. As Im trying one-handed to clean up the floor and my foot and salvage some sort of bottom wear since Ive now noticed that the shit also landed on Norm's shorts, the Turnip pukes all over both of us. Happy freaking birthday to me....